* "Serenity.........four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul"

* "There's two types of riders..."  I assume you all know the rest.

* "You are a real biker if you sneak out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your motorcycle."  (This is soooooooo true!)

* "Midnight bugs taste best."

* "Keep your bike in good repair:  motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking." 

* "The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. " 

* "What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet?  An organ donor."

* "If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride."

* "Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary."

* "Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. "

* "When you're riding lead, don't spit. "

* "There is something UGLY about a NEW bike on a trailer."

* "There are drunk bikers.  There are old bikers.  But there are NO old drunk bikers."

* "You can forget what you do for a living when your 'knees are in the breeze.'"

* "If there is one thing that a biker loves more than HIS bike it is talking about HIS bike."

* "Sometimes it takes a full tank full before you can think straight.."

* "Young bikers pick a destination and go.  Old bikers pick a direction and go."

* "Got a $5 head?  Get a $5 helmet."

* "You start the game with a full pot of motorcycle luck and an empty pot of motorcycle experience.  The object is to end up with a full pot of motorcycle experience before you empty your pot of luck."

* " Never trade the thrills of living for the security of existence."

* "If you think you don't need a helmet, you probably don't. "

* "NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench."

* "Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night."

* "Whatever it is, it's better in the wind."
* "Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway it's an attitude."

* "If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind follow her."

* "Don't argue with an 18 wheeler."

* "If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself."

* "If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came."

* "You don't stop riding because you are getting old.  You get old because you stopped riding."

* "God didn't create metal so man could make paper clips!"  Harley Davidson Ad

* "It's a world of 20,000 TV channels.  Get as far away from it as you can." Honda Ad

* "Ride......Eat..........Sleep........................REPEAT!"

* "It didn't look this far on the map."